Mark de Boer
Let’s see how many Texans read this blog…
The Texas Top 15 Country Hit list
(15 Actual Country Song Titles)
(If you’re from Texas you already know ‘em)
1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns Back in Bed
2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Good-bye
3. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
4. I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?
5. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2
6. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
7. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ better
9. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
10. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here
11. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
12. Mama Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
13. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
14. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
15. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
